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| COC - Spring Break-Up Party and Ice Floe Race COC - Co-ed Mud Wrestling COC - Monastic Self-Flagellation Olympics EOC - APRIL FOOL!! Cheese Rolling at Gallacher Hill EOC - Great Divide Waterfall in a Barrel ECC - Elvis Presley Comeback Tour Grand Opening\n After many years of making a comfortable but quiet living playing the Elvis Impersonator circuit, Elvis' options are running out. He's been cut from the circuit because he's too old to impersonate himself the way we remember him, and after his unfortunate investment choices in Enron and Sub-Saharan Properties, he's decided to return to his adoring fans and join the other has-beens on the Alberta Casino Circuit. As a special bonus, he's had a successful double hip replacement to ensure that his pelvic thrusts are reminiscent of what was not seen on the Ed Sullivan Show back in the 1950's. Join us for this truly special show as Elvis joins us from his former life of quiet obscurity in Eyebrow, Saskatchewan. | ||
